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Here you can find various humour all related to dbz except the bottom one.
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How to tell if your addicted to Dragonball Z
1: You drink only water for weaks and end out in the hospital.
2:You light yourself on fire and yell out kaiohken.
3: You spray paint a picture of Goku on your wall and think it will protect from burglars.
4: You kill yourself to train with King Kai.
5: You find a colored peice of glass and call it a scouter.
6: You find 7 rocks and try to summon the dragon.
7: You call NASA and ask if they are having a mission to Namek.
8: You ask your parents if you were born with a tail.
9: When you see a small cloud you start calling out, Nimbus!
10: You call NASA and ask if they can build a Gravitron for you.
11: You try to find Capsule Corp in the yellow pages.
12: You buy a ton of hair gel and hang upside down for hours to get your hair like Vegeta.
13: You shave your head and burn 6 dots on your head.
14: You try to eat like Goku
15: You meet a person on the street with an earing like yours and try to get them to fuse with you.
16: You and your freind can perfectly do the fusion dance.
17: You take some Dbz action figures and a video camera and try to make your own episodes.
18: You spend hours trying to focus your Ki.
19: You plant a tree in your backyard and name it the Tree of Might.
20: You jump off building trying to fly and before you jump you tell people to wish you back if it doesn't work.
21: You get a tatoo of an M on your forehead.
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Just look what Rogain did for me Krillin.
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Things never said
Things never said by...
Goku:
-"BOY! I am full!"
-(goku gets flicked by an evil person)"AHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN NOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH I GIVE UP I GIVE UP!"
-"GOHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T GO FIGHTING OFF THOSE EVIL GUYS LIKE THAT YOU HAVE TO STUDY!! GET BACK HOME NOW!!"
-"Guys let the mighty Vegeta kill the strong evil bad guys!!"
Gohan:
-"Dad you totaly suck!"
-"Mom shut-up already damn you!!"
-"Krillin why do you hang around us I mean you are so freaking weak!"
-"Me fail English!? That is Unpossible!!"
-"MOMMY HELP ME WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! THOSE KIDS ARE TEASING ME!!!!!"
-Vegeta, you reik of awesomeness, my dad is really gay so I am going to train with you now.
Krillin:
-"AHAHAHAHAHA GOKU I AM STRONGER THEN YOU ARE!! YOU ARE SOOO WEAK YOU ALL SUCK"
-"Why am I in this show I am so damn weak I have no point to this..."
Vegeta:
-Violence is not the key
-Kakarot will you be my buddy?!
-Why do you keep trying to save me Trunks, I never do anything to you but hit you, why do you care.
-Go away, you are scaring my children.
-MOMMY!!!
-You can solve problems without your fists.
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A really screwed up non-dbz related thing I saw at The Fate of Vegeta and just had to put here.
Questions and Answers
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Look at how well I avoid Answering folks' questions!
Q. Which came first, the chicken, or the egg?
A. The guy who thought up that question.
Q. What do you get when you slap a horse with a dead fish?
A. A pissed off farmer and stinky hands (so don't go around slapping horses with fish just cuz I did).
Q. Dude, are you on acid?
A. Nope. I don't have to be.
Q. Will you help me save Tibet?
A. I don't have enough money Tibet, much less for you Tibet. And I don't gamble anyway.
Q. Why are you so strange?
A. The same reason you're still reading this.
Q. Are you really smarter than everyone else?
A. Nah, just everyone alive.
Q. How are you so goshed darn good lookin'?
A. I eat my wheaties and I take my face in for a tune-up every 3000 miles.
Q. Are you tall, or is it the tv?
A. I dunno. Ask the TV.
Q. What do you do for fun?
A. Think of insane questions to write insane answers to, all in the name of entertaining the mindless.
Q. Can you really fuse with another human?
A. Well, if the mood's right, and you're both good and tanked, and there are no police type authorities around, and it's not too humid.
Q. C'mon, admit it, you've tried to do a Kamehameha or Gatlen gun, haven't you?
A. Nope. I won't admit it.
Q. Are you plotting against me?
A. Yes. But if it makes you feel any better, I'm plotting against everyone.
Q. Do you have a large house?
A. Yes. And a medium driveway with extra cheese and a supersized yard. All for .49, plus taxes.
Q. Are you allowed out at night?
A. As long as I don't scare small children and women.
Q. Are you allowed to have sharp objects?
A. In my special room, I can do whatever I want.
Q. Do you have bad dreams?
A. Whenever I have bad nights.
Q. When do you have bad nights?
A. When I go to sleep.
Q. How old are you?
A. How young are you?
Q. Can I call you pasty face?
A. Can I call you toothless?
Q. Where do you live?
A. In denial.
Q. Do you have any family?
A. No. They were all mutilated by a 17 year old caucasion male using nothing but a stick of deodorant, orange juice, and a lot of intuition. And if you'll excuse me, I hear a knock at the door...someone calling himself Sergeant something-or-other.
Q. Is that a hair piece?
A. No, just something I sat in.
Q. Why is your name Davelli?
A. Cuz it rhymes with smelly. And it has my favorite letters in it.
Q. Where's Waldo?
A. In my bathroom taking a shower.
Q. What's your favorite after school activity?
A. Stalking people.
Q. What roles do you play in society?
A. Usually, that of round piece of dough. Normally, poppy seed.
Q. Where's the end of the rainbow?
A. See those two short green people over there? The ones molesting that porcupine? Not there, I just wanted to see if you'd look.
Q. Do you enjoy relationships?
A. If they involve me never speaking to or looking at the other person, yes.
Q. Do you have a job?
A. Yes, whenever I'm not in jail for doing my job.
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